NUMBER 1

Scott Baker ‘06 UD Artifacts Rare Apparel 1/1
Here it is. The absolute centerpiece of my card collection. This card. Right here. S-I-C-K. Wait. Scott who? Come on, now. Surely this guy’s card isn’t number one on your list, right? I mean, it’s not like it’s Derek Jeter, or Albert Pujols, or Ken Griffey Jr., or even Ichiro for that matter.
You’re right, I’ll give you that. He’s nowhere near that kind of level of baseball royalty. So, instead of discussing the subject of photography on this collectible, let’s first discuss the card itself.
GIMMICK CITY, GIMMICKSOTA
Of all of the cards in my top ten list, this one by far has the most going on with it. Yeah, I have manufactured patches, chunks of leather posed as pieces of baseball, bat carvings, autographs… the whole 9-yards (or the whole 60.5 ft, as it were). This 1-of-1 sucker, however, is tricked out complete with a button from Mr. Baker’s game-used jersey, the MLB logo from the same or another jersey, as well as a jersey swatch–WITH STRIPE! (insert *big ol’ eye roll* here) Throw in the stickered signature, and you’ve got yourself a gimmick geek’s wet dream!
That aside, this card really is a looker. The design is simple, concise, balanced, and no element detracts from any of the others featured on/in the card. It’s not flashy, and with all of its gimmicky features, it’s not overdone. I mean, Upper Deck’s logo wasn’t even foil stamped on this card! That’s the kind of detail that helps drive home the important elements to a card of this type. The only flaw I see here is the signature wasn’t hard signed (on card).
BEAM ME UP, SCOTTY
You may think me a liar for saying so, but I didn’t rank this card at the very top of my list just because of what kind of card it is. Sure, it helps that the player featured works for my team. Aside from those facts, another big reason I rank this card so high is because of who is on this card.
Scott Baker.
He’s the Twins number one… (deep inhale)… guy*. He’s the 2009 Opening Game starter. That’s saying a lot considering Francisco "Franchise" Liriano is in the rotation and is EN FUEGO (thanks for that, SportsCenter). The man took a perfect game to the ninth inning. He struck out all FOUR batters he faced in ONE INNING last year. This guy is gonna be an Ace some day.
RARITY v SCARCITY
Don’t you just hate when Beckett won’t give their version of market information on a given set of cards and just slap on the term "scarcity?" It’s because the cards supposedly have very little movement on the secondary market. I guarantee that most of every single card ever produced in the 80s have very little movement on the 2M. Believe me. They ain’t scarce. I will let their general terminology slide in the case of this Baker "mojo," though. That’s because this thing is a true, honest-to-blog, genuine rarity. In fact, up until this past Wednesday, mine was the only other card of this type I had ever seen. Ever. The only one I’ve ever seen was happened across on needmomorneau.com where Dusty is sadly selling his ‘07 Morneau Rare Apparel. Sorry, Dusty. Even though your card features Mr. MVP, I think my card looks nicer. Now, don’t kill me with bad publicity**.
That’s what it has taken so far to be considered the best card in my collection. A combination of a semi-unique gimmick, an autograph, and a fantastic design which features a great player from my favorite team. It makes me wonder what it will take to top this card.
TELL IT TO ME, BABY
What’s your number one most favoritist card currently in your collection? Why has it earned that honorable distinction? What will it take to dethrone it?
*Anyone who correctly guesses this reference will be my friend today
**Anyone who correctly guesses this reference will be my friend tomorrow
















